THE HUSBAND – jokes + Mighty Sparrow: “Lying Excuses”

MIGHTY SPARROW – LYING EXCUSES

Comment: Cute song…

This following jokes were sent in by a reader.  Comments are from another friend.

THE HUSBAND

Every Wife is a “Mistress” for her Husband.

“Miss” for one hour & “Stress” for the remaining 23 hours!

Comment: I don’t know about this one?

There are 2 times when a Man doesn’t understand a Woman.

Before Marriage and After Marriage.

Comment: Yupper!!!
             
My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.             
He Thought He Was God, and I didn’t.

Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife’s Photo,

and not even a Single One Hitting the Target…

From another room Wife called the Husband:

…  “Honey What Are You Doing?”
Husband: “MISSING YOU”…
Comment: Cute….

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you’re disconnected…….

Difference Between Complete & Finish…

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.
But there is… When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE….

And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED…..And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,

you are … COMPLETELY FINISHED!

Comment: Good one here….

There are 3 kinds of men in the world:

Some remain single & make wonders happen,
Some have girl friends & see wonders happen,
The rest get married & wonder what happened!
The A B C..

After being married for thirty years a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H…. I, J, K.”
She asks…… “What does that mean?”
He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fancy, Gorgeous, Honey.
She smiled happily and said….”Oh, that’s so lovely…. What about I, J, K?”
He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”

His eye is still swollen….but it will get better…..

Comment: Funny one!!! 

At the Legal Hearing
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your honor,
I want to divorce my husband.”
“But why?” asked the judge. She replied, “Because he is not faithful to me.”
The judge asked, “How do you know?”

She replied, “My lord, not a single child resembles him.”

Comment: This must be a blonde joke!

At a Cocktail Party
One woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?

The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

Comment: Another blonde joke! 
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Comments

  • patricia (@lostsheepfl)  On 03/12/2013 at 2:55 pm

    this might be a joke but in reality this joke have lots of truth to it may be this is the way to say it so we woman would not get too mad with you men mighty sparrow in his days was a man about his own show down figure this one out

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